Operation: Rogue Gypsy

ABOUT ME

Name:

Donny K the bounty hunter

Hometown:

Waxahachie, Texas

Favorite animal:

Wolfs, ferret (like a wolf you can put in your pocket)

Favorite food:

Anything and everything Frito Lay

Favorite song:

My own theme song. White Snake’s second album

Accomplishments:

Voted Bounty hunter of the year by friends and family. Brought in the entire Chicago Valentino family. Extradited Simon the snake from Baja, trained a monkey.

What you need to know about me:

I’m the next big thing. I’m a hurricane wrapped in a tornado stuffed in a tsunami. If you got a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it.

These are a few of my favorite things:

Lightening, tornados, dream catchers, fireworks, jack-a-lopes, state fairs, belt buckles, ceramic panthers, Navajo tacos, turquoise jewelry, beef jerky, boots made out of exotic animals, canned meats, dry ice bombs, muscle cars, rattle snakes, bolo ties, tattoos, compound bows, frog giggin’, moccasins, water moccasins, 72 oz T bones.

ABOUT THE GYPSY

Provo Craft has a little problem so they gave me a ring. Apparently they’ve got a new hand held electronic device named Gypsy that’s going to revolutionize the crafting world. They sent out 13 units to be tested by some crafter types and only three of them were returned. I gotta go track down the other 10.
Piece of cake.

Don’t know much about machine, sounds pretty cool. This is all the info they sent me.

Features:

• Size – 8” x 3” x 1.5”
• Weight – 11 ounces
• Screen Size - 4.7”, 16:9, 480 x 272
• Stylus Length – 3.75”
• Storage – ~4000 Cartridges, 10000+ Designs
• Battery Life – 4 hrs cont. 18 hrs int.
• Compatible with all Cricut Machines and Cartridges
• Weld, size, slant, rotate, stretch, preview
• 2 Full content cartridges preloaded

Benefits:

• No computer required
• All CDS functionality on-the-go with no PC
• Interfaces with CDS when connected to a PC
• Stores All Content
• Stores All Overlays
• Stores All Manuals
• Stores CDS Projects